signs as celebrity scandals

aries: gets hit in the face with a bottle by audience member then jumps into the crowd and punches the wrong person
taurus: steals clothes and jewelry from photo shoots
gemini: said something problematic on social media
cancer: alcoholic train wreck with a DUI
leo: gets caught up in a fake charity scandal
virgo: photographed using hand sanitizer after meeting fans
libra: botched plastic surgery
scorpio: a sex tape (they leaked themselves)
sagittarius: “accidentally” runs over paparazzi
capricorn: a mysterious murder occurs on their property
aquarius: photographed drinking coke when they have a contract with pepsi
pisces: drugs, rehab, an almost overdose